May 28th, 2004, 11:35 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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Re: What do you expect to be in the next patch?
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Originally posted by Cainehill:
Hey, check out the new Pretender for all nations that's in the patch!
"Old Geezer"
"This old geezer has complained for ages about all the things that are wrong with the world, and how much better things would be if only he was God. Finally his fellow villagers have forced him to be a Pretender and try for Godhood. He isn't immortal, he isn't hard to kill, but it seems like he's everywhere - you can't get away from his complaining.
The Old Geezer has no innate magic, but is very versatile (all paths cost 200). If he actually had any magic, people would expect him to do something. However, his complaints are very strong, causing all near him to sicken and want to die."
Apparently NOW has gotten its toes into northern Europe, demanding equality for women and men, and insisting on a male equivalent of the Crone.
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LMAO!
I think this may be the start of the "Forum regulars--- and their thematic IN GAME avatars!" thread Gandalf was worried about.
It's so perfect.
The way we avoid getting the thread killed... is simply by not assigning names to our suspect simulacra  
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