[Maltrease]

Originally posted by Yossar:
I always wished I had some kind of temporal stasis bubble that I could hop into, play video games for a while, and then when I hopped out, it would be the same time as when I went in.

That would be great until your wife and friends start noticing how much faster you are aging than them.

"Wow honey... I swore you didn't have any grey hair this morning..."