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Old June 1st, 2001, 02:49 AM
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Default Re: End of the month

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Originally posted by Nitram Draw:
I wish the master computer could be changed to only replace the bridge and life support. Somehow I have a hard time figuring out where all my pilots live on my master computer equipped carrier


They sleep in the cockpits. One thousand tons is more than enough mass for a pilot, his bed, life support, a bathroom, a small kitchen, a big-screen TV with surround sound, and a rack for lots of porn DVDs.

If anyone asks about the porn, the pilot uses them to practice his joystick skills.

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