Alas the Carrion Pan Lord's filth has invaded the peaceful, fun-loving dominion of the GREAT SPIDER LORD!! The filth's inevitable DOOM and DESTRUCTION shall be swift. The mighty drums of our voodoo priests are beating the SACRED SMITE SONG. Fear not, we shall dash their hopes promptly and then retreat to our peaceful endeavors.
(How about an invasion from the Sea, GREAT LORD PICKLES? Have you no love for your voodoo bretheren? <blink, blink> Pretty-please-with-whipped-cream-and-gerkins-on-top...)
