Picking bits of assorted entrails from his body, Renegade licks his lips appreciately. Mmmmm, good stuff!
Grabbing the nearest patron by the shirt (who just happens to be David E. Gervais), Renegade uses him as a shield from any further projectiles. Good thing too, as David absorbs another bLast of nastiness intended for Renegade! Letting go of the now drippy and very smelly David, Renegade launches himself bodily at RD.
Pinning his squirming body to the ground, Renegade grabs the nearest pointy object.
"No...that wouldn't be right...can't do that
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Instead of the pointy object, Renegade spots an old, moldy lemon meringue pie, and (with great relish) smears the entire nasty mess into RD's sweating face, covering it in a mixture of yellow meringue, and blueish-green fuzz.
"Hmm....good look there RD, the yellow with fuzz. Suits you!
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