Renegade 13, intent on his victem discards me and moves in for the final blow. Oblivious to his surroundings due to the extreme joy of the moment, he does not see or hear me walk slowly up behind him... (but he should have been able to smell me.)
I pull out a spray can of 'Fast-Expanding, Quick-Drying' foam insulation. I aim the nozzel down Renegades pants and press down on the activation button.. (Phissssaaaaaa) Renegade's face wrinkles into an expression of shock and awe. While his tiny brain calculates the impending 'expansion' I pull off my now slimy, smelly, ooze dripping fowl-smelling shirt and pull it over Renegade's head.
Renegade is overwhelmed with impending feelings and undescribably fowl odor. Instinctively he holds his breath, but as I walk out of the room to go shower I hear a massive gasp as Renegade is forced to breathe.
My, my, my now that was very uncharacteristic of me wans't it, LOL, Muahahahahaha
Cheers!
