Aww, man! Half of the fun is beating up on a God Named "Waffle Goodness" or with a Prophet named "Chicken" and an Ice Devil named "Beer"

It lends creditibility that commercialism really has become a god in our modern age. Also let us not forget that zealots will believe anything. The holy reverend and high priest of blood, glory, and meowmix, voice of Fluffy, benevolent goddess of birds and parrots!