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Atrocities said:And David, this weekend I saw a real life UFO. I was down in this cannon camping with friends, and we all looked up and saw the UFO. It was a bigg'in too. It had two yellowish lights in the front, and a whole mess of em on the top part. It made such a thunders sound we all though God himself was come back to Earth to exact his holly revenge upon whicked and unfaithful.
(About six minutes later God passed us in his 1978 Ford F150 Hiboy with his light bar on, and no exhougst pipes. We were in awe.)
It occured to us, as we all sat their drinking our beer, that we was in a canyon, and to get into the canyon, you have to drive down this long narrow windy *** gravel road. Duhrrrrrrrr. "Here's your sign." - Mine read: "Beer Makes You Stupid." 
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I wondered what made my choice not to drink alcohol so rational, now i know
That was great atrocities, i'm still laughing, Obviously it was the Old Testament God that visited you, only he would have omnipotent powers to drive one of them!
For the record i personally do not know what kind of veichle the new testament god drives, most likely a SUV
