[PashaDawg]

Report from the war front:

It looks like the FEDID CARRION FILTH has built an enormous army in Machaka territory and is ready to strike this next turn. The loyal armies of the GREAT SPIDER LORD have had time to prepare, however. And, the GREAT SPIDER LORD doubts that the undead smear will succeed in breaking down the walls of our great cities. No doubt the pitiful vampire queen is starving for blood and is VERY FRUSTRATED that her war of aggression has not gained her much ground. In fact, the GREAT SPIDER LORD has no doubt that Man to the North of Machaka and Abyssa to the West have grown in strength and are eager to invade both Machaka and the vampire queen’s homeland. And, LORD PICKLES in the Western Sea is certainly pleased that the vampire queen is squandering her perfect opportunity to direct her aggressive tendencies toward the water territories.