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Our countryside office recently received an anonymously delivered parcel containing a single DVD disk. On it was a video reportedly of the GREAT SPIDER LORD, dressed in his finest silks… here are some excepts that are audible:
<froth froth froth….> I congratulate my minions on their GREAT and VALIANT VICTORY in defending our MAGNIFICENT CAPITOL CITY. You shall be rewarded in heaven and in this life for your great deeds and success. Surely, this is the first and most important step toward ridding our PEACE LOVING dominion of the entire FETID CARRION SMEAR. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] <froth, froth> ONWARD TO VICTORY!!! [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] ONWARD TO GLORY!!! [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
<froth… cough... cough... sudden cut off of video and audio>