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PashaDawg said:
Bah! The GREAT SPIDER LORD was but a oily blackhead on the divine tush of the wise and omniscient WISE ANCIENT KRACKAN KING of the OCEAN… (WAKKO for short).
Beware, the WISE ONE is swimming as we speak… biding his time… waiting for the right time to STRIKE the dry land and drag all of your mothers, fathers and children into the cold salty deep. Their doom is certain, and they shudder in their dreams with DISPAIR.
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Hmmmm, I'm just not seeing it. I mean, a great spider lord, frothing at the mouth with venemous drool - now
there's something to fear! Brings back images of Shelob and all that.
But cold, fishy, squiddies? That just doesn't do it for me. Guess we'll have to see those squiddies in action before we believe.
