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I'd own a hotel...LOL.
Ever been to a convention? Though we live 35 miles south of it, we decided a few years back that doing the "con" all day and driving back and forth was too tiring. So, we book the Marriott (one of the hotels hosting the con) for the weekend. $500!
After all, up at 9 am, and to bed at midnight every day of the con. Wifey and I do this as our only vacation for the year. So, we "swallow" the cost.