[Randallw]

I sort of know a polish joke, but fear not its not making fun of polish people. I can't remember the name exactly so I'll try to use the Popes name.

Jane Wojtyla was always having to explain how to spell her Last name. She had come to dread telling people. One day she phoned the Polish embassy to get a travel visa. The dreaded time came to say her name

"What name is it for?"
"Jane Wojtyla"
"How do you spell it?"
"w..o...j..."
"No, how do you spell Jane?"