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Old September 17th, 2004, 10:01 AM

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Default Re: Quadrants of Conflict Poll: Dominion Smell

Scene from the Klingon High Chambers:

Enter stage left, small, meek looking Klingon male, with a bunch of holotablets and datadiscs.

Lackey: "Your holy eminence, the WAG-DOG <aside: Warrior Analysis Group, District Offices-General> has , uh, asked that I come to you to let you see the results of our analysis....um, we feel it may have been, um, detrimental to our overall efforts to have made a public poll, for, we, uh, appear to have, er, infuriated those-who-shall-not-be-mentioned to the point where they may, er, seek out our outlying colonies in an effort to destroy them..."

Chancellor Kirala: "Dog! How dare you speak to me like that!

Chancellor whips out disruptor pistol, incinerates Lackey. Other lackeys scurry away.

End of scene one.

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Renegade 13 said:
The Dominion Order would like the Klingon Empire to know that their foolish and ill-considered public display of their idiocy shall be repaid in full, with the blood of Klingon cretins.

Our goal thus far has been expansion, but now we dedicate ourselves to the destruction and enslavement of the Klingon people. No effort shall be spared to ruin the "might" of the Klingons. Your puny efforts will cause the galaxy to laugh for millenia to come.
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