[Alneyan]

Brianecy and Asmala are both 19 and some days/months old, so they are no longer teenagers; being a teenager ends after 19, and they are both after 19, if not quite 20.

For one reason or another, you have taken up the puzzling habit of giving your age in hexadecimal Renegade. As such, you are not quite 17, but rather... erh... 16+7 equals... 23! That's it.

This is not a completely false reasoning based upon insanity; instead, it is merely how the universe works, with no regard for common sense. I base this fact on the famous "What is the product of six by nine? 42" rule. Since it makes no sense by using a common approach to the problem, then we can deduce our whole perception is definitively too simple, and nothing is easy as it seems. For example, 6X9=42 implies the decimal system has no basis whatsoever; only another numerical system allows you to resolve this matter (such as base 13, where 42=4X13+2=54=6X9).

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