I certainly hope your warning is nothing but mockery RD. I take it you did do something funny with his food today, or even yesterday? Otherwise, telling him in advance you will try to... erh... to show your skills as a cook seems a bit counter-productive to me. What? Was it only friendship? A odd word.
On a side note, may I link back to my favourite from Last year thread? The full thread is available
here .
So, the famous butterfly top:
