Tesco:
Hahaha... great story (the part of answering letters)! LOL!!!!
English people do have humor though. Just look at John Cleese (Monthy Python, Fawlty Tower), Tommy Cooper and the English parliament.
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RD:
Oh dear, here he goes again. Watch it now, soon he will begin babbeling about the Apocalypse, Atlantis and the Ark of Noah.
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