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Default Re: OT: Interesting Discoveries

Various commercials:

'It's new and improved!' - If it's a new formula, then it isn't an improvement on the old one, it's an improvement on the results of the old one - an entirely different thing. If it's improved, it's not new.

'Our new, old-fashioned, tried and true method!' - Do I really have to explain?

'You're worth it!' - Implying that if you don't buy the product, you must not have a very high opinion of yourself. Correction: I have too high an opinion of myself to fall for your crappy commercial.
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