October 20th, 2004, 02:38 AM
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Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.(Edit
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Jack Simth said:
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narf poit chez BOOM said:
* Jack is now hanging by his ankles from a rope swinging from an iron loop in the ceiling 18 feet above Jack's feet. Ten feet to either side are ten-foot ledges, each with a door. Jack is 5'6", by DM fiat. Eight and a half feet below are crocadiles. Each crocadile is twelve feet long and can lunge nine feet into the air. Since each crocadile must pause for five seconds before lunging, Jack can avoid their lunges as long as he keeps watching them. There are three crocadiles and they each lunge 1.6~ seconds apart.
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*Casts prestidigitation, and uses the simple tricks to give the crocks other things (small, trivially replaced, cheap conjoured objects moving close to them) to lunge at.
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* Gets eaten by the crocadiles because the baubles don't smell like meat. Or at least his head gets eaten.
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Then uses some acrobatics to swing over to the ledges, and uses a casting of Mage Hand to untie the ropes to get onto a ledge at a critical moment.
*Then uses a bardsong to Fascinate narf so Eorg can quietly slip around behind him and hit him on the back of the head with a hammer. 
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