Re: OT - US Presidential Candiates Arrested!
I KNOW WHAT IT IS NOW!!!
It's all a Canadian Conspiracy!
That whole "we're courteous" is just a show in reality they are a facist state hidden under the niceguy look we all beleive canadians to have!
Half of Toronto's population is the ARMY!
The reason that the Canadian dollar is on the rise is because they put hypnotic materials in their pretty blue money! and the Dollar has a chemical on it that makes you happy to be holding a Canadian dollar! and the more dollars you hold the happier you are yet you must give up the "buzz" dollar for food but you must work to get more! And thus other nations have heard of the lovely canadian money and they all want to get their hands on it no matter what!
Canada wants to rule the world I say! those mounties they are really an elite special forces unit disguised as a bunch of helpful policemen! Anyone who goes to Canada and runs into a Mounty is turned into a Sleeper! a mindless drone for the Canadian cause!
This MUST BE STOPPED (sounds of canadians breaking down the door with hockey sticks) IT MUST STOP!!!! (sceram thump repeated beating noises heard)
Hey ah Yah Canada is great ay I mean they are lovely people and you didn't read any of this okay ay.
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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