As geekish as this sounds, I have pondered the similarity between traffic patterns and fluid dynamics many times over the years. Must be my geeky ME background. I have also tried some of those "anti-traffic" techniques the guy listed - and I can say that they do work.
But mostly in traffic I ponder the benefits of getting a helicopter. A military attack helicopter. With lots of guns and missiles to vaporize that BLEEPer up front causing the slowdown!
THAT WILL TEACH HIM!
But I digress, besides, I don't think those things are for sale...
Slick.