[Randallw]

I read "Get Fuzzy" every day and they've had a few really good jokes lately. They seem to make fun of Liberals, but hey I think of myself as a liberal and I like them. Incidentaly, the one telling the jokes is a cat who votes Republican and Rob Wilco wants to vote for Nader.

(about a big dog)
"Your'e lucky he's not here"
"Homey, he runs faster than a prune taster with a stomach virus"
"lovely"

"Rob Wilco is so liberal..."
"How liberal is he?"
"If he was a tube of sunblock, his instructions would be apply like me"

The following are a bit foreign to me but americans might understand them.
"Comrade. You're so liberal, on career day they put your desk to the left of P.E.T.A's" (not sure of this one)

"Wilco (to Rob Wilco), you're so far left the Last time you played right field you tripped over third base"

"When Castro doesn't finish his meal, he has ROBovers the next day"