[Alneyan]

The Canadian conspiracy. There is no other explanation. Bow down now, or else. They are growing in numbers, and already their shadow is spreading across the land... Wait, that was the wrong script.

I will not give a detailed map, because I do not wish to give away too much valuable information, because you might not be enamored with French geography (I am not myself), and above all, because I have no clue on how to get a nice map as the ones linked below.

So I am living in Northern Auvergne (more or less in the middle of France, as far away from the closest sea as you can get), if that tells you anything. Spots of interest include... Well, a few spa towns I guess, and some dormant volcanoes to the south (a good one hundred kilometers away), but I can think of nothing else in the vicinity. Unless you consider my tiny SD Pandora in orbit to be of any particular importance, but really, it is only a scout. The presence of a Stellar Torpedo on board the vessel is irrelevant.