[Sedna]

Turn 14, R'lyeh

Well, gosh, if that didn't just ruin my whole month. And it was going so well... There's nothing quite like the taste of archer in the morning, and their bows are really useful for picking things out of your teeth, or, you know, dislodging bits of limbs that got stuck in your tentacles... anyhow, it was a really good meal. And just next door, my worthless chattel fought a force that outnumbered them, and they actually managed to defeat it. And nobody died. Well, nobody important.

So life was really going well, and I was in a great mood, 'cause of all the money and the food. Forest people just have this delightful hickory smoked taste to them, I think. And I swear there were some hints of maple, too, and some really subtle flavors...

But I tried to talk to Mr. Flibbles, but he wasn't there, and then I tried again, but he still wasn't there, and now he's gone... all gone... nobody left to talk to, they're all so scared of me, but Mr. Flibbles wasn't, he was my friend, but then he got mad at me, and now he's not my friend anymore, he's not anyone's friend, and why couldn't he have let me eat him if he wanted to die so much? I would've done it, for him.

So what do I care if someone found some air gems in Minto Strait? I don't even know where that is. I think I'll just send them to other people. It's not like they'll make Mr. Flibbles come back. Ever ever ever again.

Not many fishies left, not many fishies...

So, I think I'll go attack this province, and, you know, kill everyone there with horrible sucking death. But I won't enjoy it.