[Alneyan]

There is only one way to make sure: you should answer the following questions regarding "things going on unbeknownst to the general public, but basic knowledge for us from the Agency".

* What chemical is the international health conspiracy using to destroy our valuable fat?
* The existence of which one of the fifty states of the union is a fiction invented by the Trilateral Commission for its own nefarious purposes? (Canada does not qualify here)
* And obviously, you do know who is their leader, don't you?

Hmm, it looks like I have been playing Bureaucracy too much of late (the questions above come from the "Popular Paranoia" magazine shipping with the game; any connection with actual events would be purely a coincidence).