[Schmoe]

The C'tis wish it to be known that a great Heliophagus, whose name will not be mentioned, and who was equipped with the Tartarian Chains, the Black Heart, and various other enchanted items, has failed the C'tis race miserably. When given orders to assassinate Burninator, the King of Fire, it seemed that he lacked direction. Inexplicably, the Heliophagus tried repeatedly to enrage, blind, and boil the blood of Burninator, rather than engage in combat and risk its skin. Some have whispered that the Heliophagus was never given explicit combat instructions and its feeble mind could compose no better course of action, but to say such is blasphemy and will be dealt with harshly. Needless to say, the offending Heliophagus has once again been banished to the nether realms. The C'tis are currently debating whether it is worthwhile to summon it again and give it another chance.