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narf poit chez BOOM said:
/me shoots Alneyan with a logic canon cannon, then drops the hammers on him.
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Narf, you should be aware that a logic canon cannon is a dangerous weapon, as Logic cannot be fired at a speed sufficent enough to be a projectile. Logic is in fact a very poor choice of ammo, as many species, mainly humans, appear to be very stubborn in their views and beliefs such making them immune to logic, or even the outdated Common Sense grenade. Sarcasm has replaced most forms of ammunition due to it's ego piercing properties.
Any weapon claiming to be a Logic Cannon is inherrently Illogical in nature, such as they explode when used. Many people find this highly ammusing, especially inferior races who litter their bases/colonies/homes/secret lairs with these weapons. Cries of "Finally a Logical Weapon..." are usually followed by a big loud explosion, one too big and loud to be generated by a small firearm, but that is the logic of illogical weapons.
Your Arguments that this is untrue becuase it is canon is easily negated, As any sci-fi writer who claims such thing's are canon will be against the wall at the mercy* of my firing squads alongside George Lucas, Jar Jar Binks, most the cast of Episodes 1 and 2 (excluding Palpatine, Amidala and Obi Wan who did quite well) and overly enthusiastic trekkies who will try and prove the power output of an illogical weapon. Oh and of course the executives of the American Television network that cancelled Firefly
* Mercy was not an inherrent trait we hired when deciding who should be on my Firing Squad. In fact we were "suprised" at the sheer aptitude of mercy suppression we found in these candidates
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Alneyan said:
Oh yes, I forgot the gloating part. But isn't there something else? Hmm...
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I'm Unsure, it's either the problem that a klick is a dubious measure of distance or the fact you live in the same solar system as Narf...Choices Choices...