[Alneyan]

Thankfully, I do not know what is pLasticene, or pLasticine, or anything of the like. Therefore, I am immune to the effects of that... erh... let's adopt a scientific approach, and call it a thingy.

"Sentry Star Destroyer" only referred to its orders, as it was ordered to blow up the star when an enemy vessel (no matter what sort of ship) is sighted. A suitable title would be "The Baleful Light of the Land of Woe, Harbinger of Sorrow and Despair, Forerunner of Destruction and Chaos, Herald of Suffering and Death", among other similar appellations. But you know, speed kills in a battle, and so you need a shorter name when ordering that ship around, hence its sober name of "Oops".

Since all sorts of things can go wrong in this universe, the vessel was equipped with no less than six Stellar Torpedoes, and did kill my budget because of this extra cost. The ship also comes with its own Warp Opener, several teleportation devices, seventeen redundant Quantum Reactors, and ten thousand units of 0kt armour (P&N *something* Gel. Buckygel?). Of course, I will not bore you with details about its conventional weaponry, which merely includes eight highly focused Ripper Beams, and the Z-Bombs, powerful enough to kill twenty billion inhabitants in a single hit.

Sadly, this ship had a most impressive price tag, and so I did not have the means of purchasing other vessels. Of course, the "Oops" Star Destroyer came with escape pods, but their range is equal to "distance to reach the nearest wormhole minus one hundred meters" since I am such a wicked leader. I failed to notice it means I cannot use them myself though, and it seems a bit too late now. Annoying, isn't it?

At least, the ship was well worth its cost. There is simply nothing that can interfere with it now. A good thought to keep in mind when I die because I was a miser. Positive thinking and all that I guess.