Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre HEHEHE
Blonde Joke
(Haven't read the whole thread.. hope this isn't a repeat...)
A blonde woman is walking down a country road one day past many empty, freshly-plowed fields. Lost in non-thought, she suddenly looks up upon hearing a strange grunting noise coming from the field to her right.
Out in the middle of this field is a woman in a rowboat; sweating, grunting, rowing furiously to no avail. And yes, she's blonde too.
Now the first blonde is outraged. She's been taking crap about her hair color for a long time. She rushes across the ditch to the fence surrounding the field, pulls up short and starts screaming at the "living insult" in the row-boat:
"How dare you!? You are an idiot! It's blonds like you who make it so hard for the rest of us! Because of people like you I've actually thought seriously about dying my hair! You should be beaten senseless for what you're doing...."
"... and if I could swim.... I'd come out there and KICK YOUR ***!!"
Turin
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