[Randallw]

A Blind man walks into a bar full of women and sits down. As it is a womens only bar he is given a lot of glances. He sits down and orders a beer. The Waitress behind the bar gives it to him. He then asks all and sundry if they want to hear a blond joke. The waitress says to him
"First I am a BLond woman. The woman next to you, who weighs 300lbs is blond. Next to her is a 3 times world wrestling champion who is also Blond. Next to her is a blond womens karate champion. Now do you still want to tell that BLond joke?"
"Not if I have to explain it 4 times"


Another man walks into his office and starts to hang upside down from the ceiling. His blond secretary asks him what he is doing.
"I'm a lightbulb" he answers.
eventually the boss walks by and sees the employee hanging from the ceiling.
"Whats he doing?" he asks the secretary.
"He thinks he's a lightbulb" she replies.
"You're mad" he screams at the employee "Go home". To which the man comes down from the ceiling and starts to leave. The blond starts to follow him.
"Where are you going?" the boss asks the secretary.
"Well I can't do any work without any light"