Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
50. Your whole objective in life is to conquer your own rebelling worlds (which you cause to rebel repeatedly by stupid management).
51. You constantly receive Messages from the AI empires offering to GIVE YOU some troops just to stop the rebelling worlds! And your dumb enough to accept!
52. You never build anything larger then an escort even when you have Super Monitors available because you just love the word Escort.
53. You spend hours on end trying to figure out why those tiny worthless ships are CALLED escorts when there is nothing in the game to escort.
54. You drop plague bombs on your own world to see what color your citizens will turn before they croak.
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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