Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
109. You just spend the whole game building star killers then nova every system you see.
110. You NOVA BOMB your allies entire navy by accident (someone did that to me and I was pissed I lost 140 dreadnoughts/superdreadnoughts and about 2000 troops!
111. You declare every thursday "free booze night" for your Empire and are suprised when the enemy suddenly attacks every thursday during happy hour.
112. Your National Anthem is "Shake your Booty" or "Disco Inferno".
113. Your leader's name is Bubbah and your highest level of military technology is "Da Shot Gun"...
114. You run your empire like the Federation of Planets (I.E. you make peace with everyone even after they butcher millions of your people.)
(Edit: I just changed the numbers thats all)
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