Hehe I'd make a bloody great president!!! Conquest every Monday purges every Tuesday and beer on Friday what's wrong with that hehe
131. Your starships have a self destruct button right next to the flusher in the lou.....bad things result.
132. Your ships apparently have no bathrooms and have to stop off regularly because the captain has to take a tinkle.
Anyone who knows star trek Original-Voyager will know what I'm talking about with those two

Though Enterprise finally showed us a bathroom.