[Alneyan]

Hmm... Am I the only one who is reminded of another, well-known character, when I read Gandalf's Posts? There is only one way to check: Gandalf, would you say your towel was the most helpful item you could bring on your journeys?

If you cannot fathom the meaning of the above post, do not worry. 'Twas merely a reference to the source of all knowledge, that wholly remarkable book known as the Guide. Still, I feel Gandalf would certainly fit in nicely as Ford Perfect.