[Randallw]

Ok I am familiar with the Darwin awards (I have both books) and the winner clearly counts, however none of those honourable mentions should even be considered as the people aren't killing themselves or removing their genes from the population. The closest is if the chef had removed his ability to procreate rather than his finger. The bloke siphoning sewage, apart from being an urban legend, isn't even killed, unless he choked to death (I'll have to check my book). They're funny ofcourse but don't fit the requirements.