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Old December 5th, 2004, 06:24 PM

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Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was a salted.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't
start anything."

A dyslexic man walks into a rab.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The ceremony wasn't
much but the reception was brilliant.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste
funny to you?"

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
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