Thread: Evidence That Your An Idiot Emperor If:
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Old December 14th, 2004, 07:34 PM
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Default Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
186.Your dreaded "shock troops" are really just Star Wars Imperial Stormtroopers in blue instead of white. (think about how good stormtroopers are and you'll get it )

187. You build 1 super monitor and a bunch of transports and let your empire be destroyed planet by planet so you can reinact Battlestar Galactica.

188. You have to take conrol of the AI because they are doing better then you all the time.

189. You beleive saying "May the Force Be With you" before every battle will allow your dramatically outnumbered and outclassed fleet to win.

190. The AI constantly sends you Messages saying "Please buddy stop fighting me my crews are getting tired killing so many of you."

191. The AI that keeps kicking your royal *** is a Decapoidian shipset
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