Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre HEHEHE
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Ed Kolis said:
How do you tell a fundamentalist Christian terrorist from a fundamentalist Islamic terrorist?
The Christian terrorist yells "the great SANTA dies today" as he blows himself up in front of a secular Christmas display 
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Not funny..... 
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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