Just when you thought it was safe to go back...
To the Restaurant...warning the following is NOT for the feint of heart or weak of stomach. (especially the later).
This Irish girl I keep in touch with via e-mail just found out that a local restaurant she visited once or twice a week hired a chronic masturbator....unfortunately it was the head chef and he did it into the food he prepaired, ALL of the food he prepared.
As she put it he was caught "wanking into his food"!
I nearly puked when I first read that but for some reason I also found the urge to post to post it somewhere, don't ask me why.
I don't know if she's sueing but I sure as heck would!
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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