Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
34. As soon as you think you are big enough for your britiches= (pants, troUsers, adult clothing). (which turns out usally your not and you get hammered)
35.You know you have a decisive advantage. Which turns out you never had one in the first place.
36. In the 7th month 3rd day when the toad farts and the howling dog is silent when the Star Poggy is ascendant over the second moon and the Empress says it's ok.
37.When the B--tard other guy has deliberatly killed the 4th colony ship you sent into one of his claimed systems.(irony)
38. it's turn 72
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The fact that slaughter is a horrifying spectacle must make us take war more seriously, but does not provide an excuse for gradually blunting our swords in the name of humanity. Sooner or later, someone will come along with a sharper sword and hack off our arms
Clausewitz
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