Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
39. You call your mommy on the phone and she tells you not to take that %&^# from some %*^$ing no good ($*#sucking aliens and says you should go to war with them.
40. Your Empire name is "The Galactic Empire" and you've just met a group called "Rebel Alliance"
41. Yur un Ork
42. Yur un Ork
43. You just met an ork and hate that they mentioned themselves twice.
44. Your people are getting restless so you draft a few thousand figuring if they die you don't have to deal with their whining anymore.
45. Your dearest closest ally blows up a star system with 150 of your warships and 8 regiments of your troops in it in order to destroy 30 enemy ships and a few colonies.
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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