First of all, congrats on your healthy appetite and love for cheese.
Second, ever tried Dutch cheese?
Thirdly, Guiness is something they invented in Britain. It was born our of pure desperation. The river Thames was so polluted they began selling it as "beer". Nowadays they call that stuff Guiness.
When the Brits ran out of dirty water, they tried replicating it. They succeeded... in making it even more distasteful. Bleh...

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