Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
[sarcasm on]
HEY kiss my afterburners. I can be a Fat Emperor if I want. Because I AM THE EMPEROR! Let the rest eat cake.
Ruling an empire is very fattening because you get everyone else to do your exercising. What? you expect me to whip my own subjects?!?
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