Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
Your war machine is dedicated to conquering fast food industries throughout the galaxy.
You invaded the Taco Bell planet....
You make it a federal felony for your chefs to add vegetables to your dinner menu......the punishment being they are placed on the menu.
(here's a crude one don't read if you have any sense of maturity)
You took a dump and it started a new species.
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"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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