[Atrocities]

By the time your done eating dinner, its breakfast time.
The Last time you went out into public, wearing yellow, people attempted to hail you.
Your flag ships name is the ISF Twinky Monster.
If ISF stands for I'm So Fat.
If your food bill is higher than your annual military, colonization, ship maintenance, and power bills.
If the Last time you bathed in the ocean, you turned it into a sea of death.
If the Last time you jumped, they had to use six dreadnought to pull you free of the crator you created.
If your shoe size just happens to be the same demensions as one of your large heavy destroyers.
If you are considered the National Strategic Oil Reserve. (Think about that one.)
The Last time you got to close to the sun, you began to smell bacon cooking.
The Last time you went to Risa, the inhabitants tried to push you back into the water.......
You national anthom is the McDonalds theme
Your national Emblem is a donut
You have survived the Last sixty attempts on your life because the bullet could not penatrate your fat.
Your fat is also your armor. See above
That stretch mark on your belly is also called the Grand Cannon, complete with its own tourist industry.
You have ever had to use a Quantum Graviton Beam on your belly button.
You have ever had to use a Quantum Graviton Beam on your mouth.
Your people refer to you as, and I quote: "Emperor Black hole."
You were sucked into a black hole and plugged it.
Your toilet is a black hole.
By using a black hole as a toilet, you plugged it.