Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
If getting out of bed in the mornign causes a polar wobble - sixty lightyears away.
If your commanders and navigators have to give you a 'wide berth'
If during a parade, a kid points to you and asks his mommy "Mommy, why isn't that baloon flying?"
If you fear japanese whalers are trying to assisnate you.
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