[Atrocities]

Very very funny stuff guys. ROFLMAO. These are hilarious.

If the food caught between your teeth would feed a large planet for a year.
If you are bared from landing on any planet smaller than a huge gas gaint
If the Last time you had sex you crushed the girl
People sky down you in winter.
They had to install a food lift to get the food from your plate to your mouth.
The Last time you tried to see your toes, you lost your balance and squished a small town.
If you have the following sticker on your *** "Caution, May expell poisionous gases at hurricane speeds."
If you anihilated an entire race or Organics beings because you liked how their ships tasted.
If you have ever been harpooned.