Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
If it takes you two and a half hours to turn around.
If bending over prompts the evacuation of your capital world for fear of exposive methane burts
If you are being hunted by a tribe of eskimos.
If you've waken up inside of a movie theatre's backroom with a 'lard processing' machine hooked up to you and the popcorn machine.
If you force the Eee and Drushocka to unite against you.
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