Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
If the drilled for oil on uranus (building off atrocities' one).
If you are 3 feet taller when you sit down on the floor.
If you the Last person of your race.
If your chef only knows how to work the deep fryer from the Battleship Yamato.
If you are addressed as "Your Hungriest"
If you've had more than 6 palace walls removed to be able inspect your armies.
If You've been labeled as a weapon of mass destruction by your allies and your enemies.
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