[Strategia_In_Ultima]

The reason revolts give you indigestion, - is because this Universe is a morsel of food that's stuck in your appendix.

An Organic race believes you are a Sphereworld and send a colony ship up your ***. It was never heard from again.

An Organic race believes you are a Sphereworld and send a colony ship in your mouth. You like the taste so much, that you order the conquest of the race and then make them your master ship engineers (i.e. chefs.).